A guy spends 6 years injecting his penis with silicon. This is the result...


I sometimes refer to it as The Blob



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Fiki   
Location unknown,  

7:36am on Thursday, September 5th, 2013 

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Farah   
Location unknown,  

7:18pm on Tuesday, September 3rd, 2013 

I've been really eecxtid to see PV's mentality change just in the past year from bringing people INTO the church, to encouraging the church to go OUT. This year for Christmas, rather than doing the same Christmas program its done for over a decade, we've themed this Christmas Christmas to GO (picture a chinese to-go box as the image . Everyone in the Northland who has ever wnted to see The Singing Christmas Tree has come to PV to see it EXCEPT those who are homeless or in prison. So where are we taking the message of Christ? To the homeless and to prisons. I'm pretty eecxtid about this I ... read more »

urallsickfucks   
Location unknown,  

7:17pm on Wednesday, August 21st, 2013 

That's disgusting, he wont ever fuck again. i bet it doesnt get any bigger when hard, just painful. ppl are fucked up in the head.

Jonsthene   
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12:50am on Thursday, May 30th, 2013 

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Seriously?   
Location unknown,  

6:04pm on Saturday, February 16th, 2013 

You an fuck a bitch with that.

William   
Location unknown,  

1:22am on Monday, October 15th, 2012 

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12:25am on Monday, October 15th, 2012 

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Ricky   
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12:14am on Monday, October 15th, 2012 

Thanks for being on point and on taregt!

Graziely   
Location unknown,  

10:38pm on Sunday, October 14th, 2012 

There's a sceert about your post. ICTYBTIHTKY

Zilan   
Location unknown,  

10:01pm on Sunday, October 14th, 2012 

I'm impressed you slhoud think of something like that

Peru   
Location unknown,  

5:44pm on Saturday, October 13th, 2012 

This aritlce achieved exactly what I wanted it to achieve.

Virnie   
Location unknown,  

12:56pm on Saturday, October 13th, 2012 

I really appreciate free, sucincct, reliable data like this.

Leidy   
Location unknown,  

9:59pm on Friday, October 12th, 2012 

Good job mainkg it appear easy.

jC   
Location unknown,  

11:31am on Sunday, June 17th, 2012 

It's the most disgusting dick I 've ever seen!! Poor boy, his dick it's a compleatly unuseful peace of meet, welll not meet but silicone.

dilnawaz   
Location unknown,  

2:34am on Saturday, May 26th, 2012 

Iwct asexy grlsssss

Joseph Stalin   
Location unknown,  

7:55pm on Friday, May 4th, 2012 

So if you inject siicon into your dick for 6 years and whip it out in front of some dude it's not porn? But if you don't and you whip it out in front of some guy it IS?! and to make matters worse, it's GAY?!

skaukim redd   
Location unknown,  

2:34am on Sunday, April 8th, 2012 

dude im gay i want ur penis im from fort madison iowa

batman   
Location unknown,  

10:42am on Friday, April 6th, 2012 

If u watch the full video he say that he is gay and cant have sex.

kim   
Location unknown,  

11:23pm on Thursday, April 5th, 2012

why?

neasha   
Location unknown,  

1:09pm on Wednesday, October 19th, 2011 

wtf is thatt ahhh!!! nastyyyyy ahf brahhh

Anonymous   
Location unknown,  

1:27pm on Friday, October 7th, 2011

# x that is seriously odd.
# 2 the spelling and grammar from the replies to this is horrendous.
# x it is sad that I care ... Very, very depressing

Fabio   
Cranford,  United States

7:33pm on Monday, September 12th, 2011 

I love his cock. I could suck on it all day. He should inject more silicone to make the blob BIGGER!!!! imagine getting fucked by the blob... It would be awsome

mortgage loans   
Location unknown,  

9:53pm on Friday, September 9th, 2011

Houses and cars are quite expensive and not everyone can buy it. However, loans are invented to help people in such kind of situations.

Mark   
Location unknown,  

5:42pm on Friday, August 26th, 2011 

Check out monsterballs-dot-com to see another guy like this.

balz   
Richmond,  United States

1:05am on Friday, August 12th, 2011 

HOW DO U FUCK WITH THAT?!

kaos-inc   
Location unknown,  

1:35am on Thursday, August 11th, 2011 

that is the most horrifying thing i have ever seen. did he do this for cosmetic reasons? cuz i cant see ANY BENEFIT to having a dick like that.

lorena   
Location unknown,  

4:55pm on Wednesday, August 10th, 2011 

Omg this shit is nasty. Sad for him no more vagina

dr. jeckyll   
Apo,  United States

4:35pm on Wednesday, August 10th, 2011 

dont pop a boner you'll die from blood loss to the brain

Anonymous   
Houston,  United States

2:00pm on Wednesday, August 10th, 2011

thanks tosh.0

batty boop   
Location unknown,  

1:42pm on Wednesday, August 10th, 2011 

Just saw this on Tosh.0

Anomyss1   
Dayton,  United States

12:40pm on Tuesday, July 26th, 2011 

feicking dumb ass, dude why would you do that, and imagine what happens if you popped it

why   
Jacksonville,  United States

8:33pm on Tuesday, June 28th, 2011 

guess you aren't fucking anything anymore...

cockboy   
Lakemba,  Australia

5:57am on Wednesday, June 22nd, 2011

i so wanna suck hes cock its looks so good i wonder how big it gets hard

Anonymous   
United States,  United States

4:20pm on Tuesday, June 21st, 2011

winning

ADOLF HITLER   
Location unknown,  

4:34pm on Saturday, June 18th, 2011 

BURN ALL STEFFENS

=[   
Location unknown,  

7:21am on Wednesday, June 15th, 2011

This is really sad.

And thi guy is really creepy...

da_juggalo   
Location unknown,  

3:57pm on Monday, June 13th, 2011 

i hope hes gay cuz theres not gonna no pussy for him no more

WUSSUP   
La Porte,  United States

1:19pm on Monday, June 13th, 2011

HE HAS TITS ON TITS HANGING BETWEEN HIS LEGS

omg   
Memphis,  United States

1:18pm on Monday, June 13th, 2011 

dude u fucked up your dick how u gonna get some pussy ?

aapsbg   
Location unknown,  

2:37am on Tuesday, May 10th, 2011 

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Anonymous   
Boone,  United States

7:43pm on Thursday, May 5th, 2011

why? why? WHY!!!???

Jhett   
United States,  United States

12:08am on Monday, May 2nd, 2011 

With the bases ladoed you struck us out with that answer!

Stone   
Ann Arbor,  United States

9:53pm on Sunday, May 1st, 2011 

Cool! That's a cleevr way of looking at it!

sorry no babies for you   
Los Angeles,  United States

7:17pm on Saturday, April 30th, 2011

oops you dont got babies no more

Veanna   
Littleton,  United States

3:41pm on Wednesday, April 27th, 2011 

Home run! Great sulgigng with that answer!

Stretch   
Location unknown,  

8:24am on Wednesday, April 27th, 2011 

Kudos! What a neat way of thikinng about it.

Dina   
Duluth,  United States

12:09am on Wednesday, April 27th, 2011 

Kewl you should come up with that. Excleelnt!

Smiley   
Fort Collins,  United States

4:04pm on Tuesday, April 26th, 2011 

It's spooky how clever some ppl are. Thnaks!


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