A guy spends 6 years injecting his penis with silicon. This is the result...


I sometimes refer to it as The Blob



Imagine whipping that out at the urinal!



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eric   
Wheeling,  United States

8:01pm on Friday, February 5th, 2010 

wow it gonna eat me!!!dude you just screwd your chances at getting lucky. but hey look at the bright side you dont have to have a chile or deal witha woman for the rest of your life.

sandy   
Little Rock,  United States

5:47am on Tuesday, February 2nd, 2010 

why would you do that????????

Molly   
United States,  United States

1:07pm on Sunday, January 31st, 2010 

Is that like a fetish. AND WHAT THE HELL. Sorry had to get that out of my system.

o.o   
United States,  United States

5:34am on Tuesday, January 26th, 2010 

my balls hurt just from watching this

Skyler   
Los Angeles,  United States

1:13am on Tuesday, January 26th, 2010 

WTF WHERE THE HELL IS THAT GOING IN... ONLY IF THE GURL HAS A HOLE LIKE THE GRAND CANYON...

eebee702   
Boise,  United States

2:43pm on Friday, January 22nd, 2010 

when i saw that monster, i got soaking wet. mostly from the vomit, but still!

max   
Penticton,  Canada

10:33pm on Thursday, January 21st, 2010

he's American, what do u expect and he acts kinda of gay !

Baron   
Richmond,  United States

12:18pm on Wednesday, January 20th, 2010 

Yeah, you can get Channel 4 - Penis Envy all x eps here:
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Replace the space with a period

Heather   
United States,  United States

9:25am on Wednesday, January 20th, 2010 

That is the most disgusting cock i ever seen thanx tosh u can't unwatch that shit

thx Tosh!   
Sunnyvale,  United States

2:32am on Wednesday, January 20th, 2010 

Daniel, Daniel, Daniel...

Bobbi n David, Cedar Rapids, IA   
Marion,  United States

3:30pm on Tuesday, January 19th, 2010 

I wonder what that's gonna look like when he's x0? I can just see the look on a new Dr who has to look at his pet, you just can't prepare anyone for that, I bet the Dr would get their buddies to come look and try to see what it ate.

Trilby   
Kennewick,  United States

6:58am on Tuesday, January 19th, 2010 

What documentary is this from I think I want to see the whole thing????????????????????? This is the most ummm f'ed up piece of human anatomy I've see.

Gardy   
Ozone Park,  United States

6:19am on Tuesday, January 19th, 2010

i can understand silicone breast but a silicone penis like wtf is this guy fucked in the head like how does he go to the bathroom its like he is carrying a fucking guinie pig in his underwear XD

Sad   
South Burlington,  United States

6:06am on Tuesday, January 19th, 2010

After this documentary was made that this is taken from (Channel 4's Penis Envy Episode x / The Perfect Penis) - they said this guy was very sick and wasn't doing well, complications due to his silicon injections into his wiener. I believe he actually died from it later...

Tosh sent me here   
Austin,  United States

5:26am on Tuesday, January 19th, 2010

Fuckin hell Tosh. Fuckin hell.

what   
San Antonio,  United States

5:19am on Tuesday, January 19th, 2010 

the FUCK?!?!?

Summer   
South Burlington,  United States

5:10am on Tuesday, January 19th, 2010 

He's a homosexual, morons, so he wouldn't even want it to touch a vagina. This is from a longer documentary, and he talks about being gay in the longer video and having to go without putting it into guy's anuses anymore. He also injects his lips, they look so goofy when he tries to speak, they don't look good at all (not that his wiener looks good either). He says that he's enjoyed this experience long term, and that's better than the xx minutes of getting to pork some young guy in the butt that he normally would get.

Tony   
White Plains,  United States

5:31pm on Monday, January 18th, 2010 

What the fuck are you gonna do with a penis that big? A girl can't suck it. It won't go into the pussy. You can even masturbate with it.

Intron Tessius   
Garland,  United States

1:28pm on Monday, January 18th, 2010 

Oh, and JJ... this isn't gay, it's psychotic. If you can't draw the distinction, guess what?! You're psychotic too! :)

Stephen Daedalus   
Cambridge,  United States

1:25pm on Monday, January 18th, 2010

here's a hint Gabe Ventura... he DOESN'T! lol

JJ   
Venice,  United States

11:32am on Monday, January 18th, 2010 

It is weirdo freaks like this that give gay guys a bad reputation. Watch the whole video on another site. This is why I am a homophobe.

Holy...fuck.   
Abingdon,  United States

8:58am on Monday, January 18th, 2010 

I have a horrible feeling if you leave it hanging too long it might rip from the fucking body..

Eduardo   
United States,  United States

7:56am on Monday, January 18th, 2010 

i cant tell the difference between the sack and the dick and i want to poke it with a needle and see what happens

big al   
Lafayette,  United States

7:48am on Monday, January 18th, 2010 

Damn that is ridiculous now I can say I have seen it all. I wonder how bad it would feel if someone were to kick him in the junk. I wonder what Tosch was looking for when he found this ;) lol

P   
O Fallon,  United States

7:30am on Monday, January 18th, 2010 

... how does that even work? but its got to be hilarious when he goes on dates.

JizWicked   
San Antonio,  United States

3:58pm on Sunday, January 17th, 2010 

Omg.... Its Howie Mandel.... Please don't Touch me....

moil4gold49   
Livermore,  United States

1:03am on Sunday, January 17th, 2010

Where does he go to pick up ladies? Outside the maternity ward at the hospital? That guy could cure post-partem depression!

JD   
Dallas,  United States

8:27pm on Saturday, January 16th, 2010 

What does he do with it?

wow   
Durham,  United States

7:34pm on Saturday, January 16th, 2010 

wtf wat can he do wit that.!!

Leonidas   
Eugene,  United States

9:45am on Saturday, January 16th, 2010 

How does he jerk?

EsterC   
United States,  United States

7:36am on Saturday, January 16th, 2010

Seeing that makes me want to inject silicone into my eyeballs so that I can evoke an expression commensurate with the subject.

danmyutosh   
San Jose,  United States

3:33am on Saturday, January 16th, 2010 

danm you tosh, danm you. you got me again you phugger, i can't seem to learn my lesson.

hoyt   
Tulsa,  United States

3:18am on Saturday, January 16th, 2010 

holy f*!k!!! thanks tosh

Thomas   
Ellendale,  United States

2:37am on Saturday, January 16th, 2010 

WHY?!

Dan rm tosh fan   
Fredericksburg,  United States

1:23am on Saturday, January 16th, 2010 

That's fucking delicious =/

no way   
Memphis,  United States

1:12am on Saturday, January 16th, 2010 

he will never get any pussy

jb   
Lawrenceville,  United States

11:54pm on Friday, January 15th, 2010

Well that cant be healthy!

kelly ursulak   
Vancouver,  Canada

5:22pm on Friday, January 15th, 2010 

he must have had a smile to do something like that what else why would he do it plus he looks like a fag..maybe his boyfriend likes that big soccor ball in his ass.

tater   
Wareham,  United States

10:41am on Friday, January 15th, 2010 

Looks like a puss bubble!

Ty   
Hurst,  United States

8:18am on Friday, January 15th, 2010 

Ok... @ xst, i watched with the volume muted. [i foolishly thought the video would b self-explanatory] It's safe to say the bottom mass are the balls, but the upper mass that's allegedly his dick seems to be curled to the right in a ringworn-like "C" shape. Where's the pee-hole?
Finally, i LISTENED TO THE AUDIO!! He described the topography of his ill formed Fraken-cock by pointing out the sole bit of useless information... the slight crease on the top of his "blob". Nevermind the fact that his junk opens up from the side like pac-man!! Thanks Tosh. I'll send u the bill from my optometrist a... read more »

vinciryan   
Akron,  United States

6:03am on Friday, January 15th, 2010

IMAGINE JERKING THAT OFF!!!

CactusHeart   
Los Angeles,  United States

5:51am on Friday, January 15th, 2010 

I guess this guy is fine with the idea of never having intercourse again...not with a HUMAN anyway.

SweetChik   
Ardmore,  United States

5:46am on Friday, January 15th, 2010 

WTF forget fucking ever again, and jacking off he'll have to use both his hands and a couple of friends hands. lol thanks tosh I think this guy and the guy with the 2 inch penis from efuckt should meet lol

Aaron   
Longmont,  United States

5:42am on Friday, January 15th, 2010

Why does it keep playing over and over!

The wild one   
Peoria,  United States

5:31am on Friday, January 15th, 2010 

What does he feed it? mice? cats/ small children?

Dane   
Peoria,  United States

5:01am on Friday, January 15th, 2010 

I gotta say. Impressive
It takes balls to do that... Balls the size of softballs o.o

Chuck   
Girard,  United States

5:00am on Friday, January 15th, 2010 

Frackin hilarious. If this guy can't screw ever again, he deserves it. Wanna meet the girl who can deepthroat that monster....then again....scratch that.

pantythug   
Round Rock,  United States

4:46am on Friday, January 15th, 2010

it looks like a sleeping buddha.

S. Bubba   
United States,  United States

2:34am on Friday, January 15th, 2010

This guy needs to do a porn video with 2 girls, one cup and a goat before he gets gangrene and that thing rots off.

Erika   
Birmingham,  United States

2:27am on Friday, January 15th, 2010 

Damn my curiosity!!! No wonder that cat died.


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