A guy spends 6 years injecting his penis with silicon. This is the result...


I sometimes refer to it as The Blob



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BLERG!   
Erie,  United States

2:51pm on Wednesday, September 1st, 2010

it looks like a baby manatee. he needs a blow up baby pool to water it down.. give it room to live man!

geoff   
Saint Charles,  United States

10:26am on Tuesday, August 31st, 2010 

Oh no tosh.o!!!! Oh no!! I could have went the rest of my life not seeing that.....it is now USELESS!!!!!!

geoff   
Saint Charles,  United States

7:30am on Tuesday, August 31st, 2010 

Oh no tosh.o!!!! Oh no!! I could have went the rest of my life not seeing that.....it is now USELESS!!!!!!

hsot si yag   
Sheridan,  United States

8:31pm on Monday, August 30th, 2010 

DUUUUUDE what were you thinkin. Why Why

Robert Cat   
Baton Rouge,  United States

4:54pm on Monday, August 30th, 2010 

my dad is so embarassin;but don't hate the player,hate the game

me   
New Haven,  United States

4:39pm on Monday, August 30th, 2010

thank you tosh.0 now im going to sue you for mental distress

NP   
Halifax,  Canada

7:39pm on Thursday, August 26th, 2010 

Best example of "what has been seen can't be unseen"...

randy   
Rockford,  United States

8:10pm on Sunday, July 25th, 2010 

why would you do that?
now you cant have sex!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WTF YOU BIGG Dummy

STEPHEN   
United States,  United States

6:47am on Friday, June 25th, 2010 

WOULD I LOVE TO HOD IT...I LIVE IN THE PALM SPRINGS REA

WOW   
Aliquippa,  United States

11:41am on Friday, June 11th, 2010 

I bet he cums out silicone....

Paul   
Lansing,  United States

6:16pm on Wednesday, June 2nd, 2010 

I'd like to hold it, play with it a while and see if I could make cum. I ain't skeered!

Anonymous   
Salt Lake City,  United States

4:59pm on Wednesday, June 2nd, 2010

wow the blob has a huge butthole

noda   
Jackson,  United States

4:24pm on Wednesday, June 2nd, 2010 

i will have nightmares now

Becky   
United States,  United States

2:30pm on Wednesday, June 2nd, 2010 

UUhg! I am SO turned on right now!

kmac the don   
Dallas,  United States

2:13pm on Wednesday, June 2nd, 2010 

mmmmman i should have never listened to tosh.0 i almost threw up in my mouth.... i think im afraid of balloons now haha

tsecat   
Racine,  United States

8:39pm on Wednesday, May 26th, 2010 

I want to see his erection... if he still can.

Anonymous   
Location unknown,  

6:46am on Wednesday, May 26th, 2010

Hey Daniel, how about a web redemption?

Muffy   
Panama City,  United States

3:54pm on Wednesday, May 12th, 2010 

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j   
Seattle,  United States

12:38am on Tuesday, May 11th, 2010 

I really, REALLY want to know how he gets through security at the airport.

Jonathan Coleman   
Los Angeles,  United States

10:25pm on Monday, May 10th, 2010

HAHAHA.... TOSH.0

dan tosh fan   
Pittsburgh,  United States

9:36pm on Monday, May 10th, 2010 

wow any woman how wants that is basically wanting ultra mushroom stamped and its not going anywhere inside u disgusting

JK   
Mission Viejo,  United States

10:25pm on Tuesday, April 27th, 2010 

good idea tosh thanks for the help finding this...

SprayonTan   
Reno,  United States

5:50pm on Tuesday, April 27th, 2010

What the fuck did I just watch?

Looks like a mutated boob in his pants!

Hobbyloser Tag^^   
D�sseldorf,  Germany

1:32pm on Saturday, April 24th, 2010

whats this for a fuckin dick??

Arthur Dent   
Ottawa,  Canada

7:16pm on Tuesday, April 20th, 2010 

Beautiful!

chorre   
Rowlett,  United States

11:03pm on Friday, March 5th, 2010 

whut kind of shit is that!!!!!!!!! it looks like someone took a shit in his dick. thats just fucking plain disgusting! what an r-tard!

jean   
Montgomery,  United States

4:39am on Friday, March 5th, 2010 

THANK GOD HE CAN'T PROCREATE WITH THAT.

who knows   
Alhambra,  United States

9:33pm on Tuesday, March 2nd, 2010 

this guy wanted something and he got it so let it go

chinaroll   
Upland,  United States

8:41pm on Sunday, February 28th, 2010 

FIRST OF ALL, WHY?????

WHY. THE. FUCK. WOULD. YOU. INJECT. SILICONE. IN. YOUR. FUCKING. PENIS????

THIS IS PLAIN STUPIDITY/WANTING ATTENTION.
not cute. goodluck to whoever wanna fuck that piece of shit.

jose   
Belle Center,  United States

3:38pm on Sunday, February 21st, 2010 

Wtf is that shit
this man is the biggest jackass i have ever seen. what a creeper

Jess G   
Farmington,  United States

7:54am on Saturday, February 20th, 2010 

Oh my god, I want in inside me!

Kristofer   
Beaver Falls,  United States

12:23am on Thursday, February 18th, 2010

No more sex for u

BOOYAH   
Montreal,  Canada

9:05am on Wednesday, February 17th, 2010

I really wonder how many people are actually here beacause of tosh.

Anonymous   
Aptos,  United States

4:07am on Saturday, February 13th, 2010 

what the fuck

bosnian   
Portland,  United States

12:34am on Thursday, February 11th, 2010 

fuck.. y did i listen to daniel tosh!

ByteRider   
Phoenix,  United States

4:39am on Wednesday, February 10th, 2010 

And this is one of the reasons why the average homosexual life span is x0 years (fact). Next time you say "aww, let johnny be johnny" think again-- you are committing the person to an early death and a life of pain. This person will most likely suffer from penile cancer as well (as most people do that use silicon).

eric   
Wheeling,  United States

8:01pm on Friday, February 5th, 2010 

wow it gonna eat me!!!dude you just screwd your chances at getting lucky. but hey look at the bright side you dont have to have a chile or deal witha woman for the rest of your life.

sandy   
Little Rock,  United States

5:47am on Tuesday, February 2nd, 2010 

why would you do that????????

Molly   
United States,  United States

1:07pm on Sunday, January 31st, 2010 

Is that like a fetish. AND WHAT THE HELL. Sorry had to get that out of my system.

o.o   
United States,  United States

5:34am on Tuesday, January 26th, 2010 

my balls hurt just from watching this

Skyler   
Los Angeles,  United States

1:13am on Tuesday, January 26th, 2010 

WTF WHERE THE HELL IS THAT GOING IN... ONLY IF THE GURL HAS A HOLE LIKE THE GRAND CANYON...

eebee702   
Boise,  United States

2:43pm on Friday, January 22nd, 2010 

when i saw that monster, i got soaking wet. mostly from the vomit, but still!

max   
Penticton,  Canada

10:33pm on Thursday, January 21st, 2010

he's American, what do u expect and he acts kinda of gay !

Baron   
Richmond,  United States

12:18pm on Wednesday, January 20th, 2010 

Yeah, you can get Channel 4 - Penis Envy all x eps here:
itty ca?h=x4d4
Replace the space with a period

Heather   
United States,  United States

9:25am on Wednesday, January 20th, 2010 

That is the most disgusting cock i ever seen thanx tosh u can't unwatch that shit

thx Tosh!   
Sunnyvale,  United States

2:32am on Wednesday, January 20th, 2010 

Daniel, Daniel, Daniel...

Bobbi n David, Cedar Rapids, IA   
Marion,  United States

3:30pm on Tuesday, January 19th, 2010 

I wonder what that's gonna look like when he's x0? I can just see the look on a new Dr who has to look at his pet, you just can't prepare anyone for that, I bet the Dr would get their buddies to come look and try to see what it ate.

Trilby   
Kennewick,  United States

6:58am on Tuesday, January 19th, 2010 

What documentary is this from I think I want to see the whole thing????????????????????? This is the most ummm f'ed up piece of human anatomy I've see.

Gardy   
Ozone Park,  United States

6:19am on Tuesday, January 19th, 2010

i can understand silicone breast but a silicone penis like wtf is this guy fucked in the head like how does he go to the bathroom its like he is carrying a fucking guinie pig in his underwear XD

Sad   
South Burlington,  United States

6:06am on Tuesday, January 19th, 2010

After this documentary was made that this is taken from (Channel 4's Penis Envy Episode x / The Perfect Penis) - they said this guy was very sick and wasn't doing well, complications due to his silicon injections into his wiener. I believe he actually died from it later...


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