A guy spends 6 years injecting his penis with silicon. This is the result...


I sometimes refer to it as The Blob



Imagine whipping that out at the urinal!



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Joseph Stalin   
Location unknown,  

7:55pm on Friday, May 4th, 2012 

So if you inject siicon into your dick for 6 years and whip it out in front of some dude it's not porn? But if you don't and you whip it out in front of some guy it IS?! and to make matters worse, it's GAY?!

skaukim redd   
Location unknown,  

2:34am on Sunday, April 8th, 2012 

dude im gay i want ur penis im from fort madison iowa

batman   
Location unknown,  

10:42am on Friday, April 6th, 2012 

If u watch the full video he say that he is gay and cant have sex.

kim   
Location unknown,  

11:23pm on Thursday, April 5th, 2012

why?

neasha   
Location unknown,  

1:09pm on Wednesday, October 19th, 2011 

wtf is thatt ahhh!!! nastyyyyy ahf brahhh

Anonymous   
Location unknown,  

1:27pm on Friday, October 7th, 2011

# x that is seriously odd.
# 2 the spelling and grammar from the replies to this is horrendous.
# x it is sad that I care ... Very, very depressing

Fabio   
Cranford,  United States

7:33pm on Monday, September 12th, 2011 

I love his cock. I could suck on it all day. He should inject more silicone to make the blob BIGGER!!!! imagine getting fucked by the blob... It would be awsome

mortgage loans   
Location unknown,  

9:53pm on Friday, September 9th, 2011

Houses and cars are quite expensive and not everyone can buy it. However, loans are invented to help people in such kind of situations.

Mark   
Location unknown,  

5:42pm on Friday, August 26th, 2011 

Check out monsterballs-dot-com to see another guy like this.

balz   
Richmond,  United States

1:05am on Friday, August 12th, 2011 

HOW DO U FUCK WITH THAT?!

kaos-inc   
Location unknown,  

1:35am on Thursday, August 11th, 2011 

that is the most horrifying thing i have ever seen. did he do this for cosmetic reasons? cuz i cant see ANY BENEFIT to having a dick like that.

lorena   
Location unknown,  

4:55pm on Wednesday, August 10th, 2011 

Omg this shit is nasty. Sad for him no more vagina

dr. jeckyll   
Apo,  United States

4:35pm on Wednesday, August 10th, 2011 

dont pop a boner you'll die from blood loss to the brain

Anonymous   
Houston,  United States

2:00pm on Wednesday, August 10th, 2011

thanks tosh.0

batty boop   
Location unknown,  

1:42pm on Wednesday, August 10th, 2011 

Just saw this on Tosh.0

Anomyss1   
Dayton,  United States

12:40pm on Tuesday, July 26th, 2011 

feicking dumb ass, dude why would you do that, and imagine what happens if you popped it

why   
Jacksonville,  United States

8:33pm on Tuesday, June 28th, 2011 

guess you aren't fucking anything anymore...

cockboy   
Lakemba,  Australia

5:57am on Wednesday, June 22nd, 2011

i so wanna suck hes cock its looks so good i wonder how big it gets hard

Anonymous   
United States,  United States

4:20pm on Tuesday, June 21st, 2011

winning

ADOLF HITLER   
Location unknown,  

4:34pm on Saturday, June 18th, 2011 

BURN ALL STEFFENS

=[   
Location unknown,  

7:21am on Wednesday, June 15th, 2011

This is really sad.

And thi guy is really creepy...

da_juggalo   
Location unknown,  

3:57pm on Monday, June 13th, 2011 

i hope hes gay cuz theres not gonna no pussy for him no more

WUSSUP   
La Porte,  United States

1:19pm on Monday, June 13th, 2011

HE HAS TITS ON TITS HANGING BETWEEN HIS LEGS

omg   
Memphis,  United States

1:18pm on Monday, June 13th, 2011 

dude u fucked up your dick how u gonna get some pussy ?

aapsbg   
Location unknown,  

2:37am on Tuesday, May 10th, 2011 

kvcaslgdcitpjkcehijfmldxqupzod

Anonymous   
Boone,  United States

7:43pm on Thursday, May 5th, 2011

why? why? WHY!!!???

Jhett   
United States,  United States

12:08am on Monday, May 2nd, 2011 

With the bases ladoed you struck us out with that answer!

Stone   
Ann Arbor,  United States

9:53pm on Sunday, May 1st, 2011 

Cool! That's a cleevr way of looking at it!

sorry no babies for you   
Los Angeles,  United States

7:17pm on Saturday, April 30th, 2011

oops you dont got babies no more

Veanna   
Littleton,  United States

3:41pm on Wednesday, April 27th, 2011 

Home run! Great sulgigng with that answer!

Stretch   
Location unknown,  

8:24am on Wednesday, April 27th, 2011 

Kudos! What a neat way of thikinng about it.

Dina   
Duluth,  United States

12:09am on Wednesday, April 27th, 2011 

Kewl you should come up with that. Excleelnt!

Smiley   
Fort Collins,  United States

4:04pm on Tuesday, April 26th, 2011 

It's spooky how clever some ppl are. Thnaks!

Jimbo   
Oklahoma City,  United States

1:36pm on Thursday, April 14th, 2011 

That's what yo sistah gave you? Damn

cracken back   
Marathon,  United States

6:32pm on Tuesday, April 12th, 2011 

If i had my own blob i would use it to play baseball with the ethiopian neguses.

Anonymous   
Tyrone,  United States

4:44pm on Tuesday, April 12th, 2011 

Damn you tosh! Haha. And I wonder how long it takes him to shave that blob. Haha

Justme   
Waalwijk,  Netherlands

6:11pm on Thursday, March 17th, 2011 

The blob seems pretty accurate

Shiit   
Amersfoort,  Netherlands

12:29pm on Thursday, March 17th, 2011 

it good!!!
But how you want to fuck?

WTF man   
Middletown,  United States

9:20pm on Saturday, March 5th, 2011 

WTF

Sean Breslin   
United States,  United States

4:36pm on Friday, March 4th, 2011 

thats fucking disgusting

brad   
Saint Louis,  United States

8:24am on Wednesday, March 2nd, 2011 

if u watch the whole video at a diffrent site it tells u he is gaay and that he cant have sex or get hard and he has to hover over the tolit to piss besause it gets everywhere if he stands and dipps into the water if he sits

Benjamin Jochum   
Reykjav�k,  Iceland

4:41am on Tuesday, March 1st, 2011 

Nice.

Donte   
Location unknown,  

1:33am on Sunday, February 20th, 2011 

That is awesome. I wish I had something that small.

deeez nuts   
Location unknown,  

2:32pm on Friday, February 18th, 2011 

Damn!!!! If you wasn't a figment of my imagination, I'd want to have yo baby....lolz (insider) but thanx tosh, now I'm scarred for life....

JV   
Davis,  United States

9:41pm on Monday, February 14th, 2011 

Ummm....

T   
Ludlow,  United States

8:44pm on Friday, February 11th, 2011 

Great job, you have a huge disfiguration hanging from your crotch, and you're wicked ugly. Good luck with the chicks, or dudes, whichever you prefer.

Albert   
Weslaco,  United States

4:39pm on Friday, February 11th, 2011 

Eeewww gross..he's not circumcised

alitlweird LV,NV   
Las Vegas,  United States

11:35am on Monday, January 31st, 2011

three words for this guy: Mentally ill. you can't fix that and he's proud. needs to be on My Strange Addiction

VegasDude   
Las Vegas,  United States

12:49am on Thursday, January 13th, 2011 

Why would one ever want something so big, quite probably unable to get an erection, and lose the ability to have sex???? ??? ???

Lichtay   
Datteln,  Germany

3:15pm on Saturday, January 8th, 2011 

Mine is bigger :D


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